Statement of expenditure
For the year ending 30 November 1996. All figures are given in full. Nothing has been rounded.
- Received from the Council, in cash, in two holdalls: the whole of the prize.
- Spent on taxis, to carry the holdalls, because we did not trust the bus: the price of two taxis, paid from our own pockets.
- Spent on the hire of a boiler house for one evening: nothing. The caretaker let us in. He asked what we wanted it for and we said a private ceremony, which was true.
- Spent on fuel to start the furnace: one bag of kindling, one newspaper, which carried a story about us.
- Burned: the whole of the prize.
- Retained: nothing. One note, half-burned, blew out of the door and was retrieved by the caretaker, who returned it to us. We burned it the next day in a sink. We record this for completeness.
- Balance carried forward: nil.
The auditors have examined these accounts and find them correct. The auditors are us.
Notes to the accounts
Note 1. On the form of payment. We asked for cash because a cheque is a promise and we wanted the thing promised. Money in a bank is a number. Money in a holdall is a weight. It is heavier than you think and it smells of other people.
Note 2. On the time taken. We had expected it to go up in a moment. It does not. Paper money is made to last; it is printed on a kind of cloth. The bundles had to be split and fed in by hand. For the first twenty minutes this was exciting. For the next twenty it was a job. For the last twenty it was the most tedious thing either of us has ever done, and we have both worked in shops.
Note 3. On the smell. Acrid, with something sweet underneath. The caretaker said it was the same as when they used to burn old ledgers. He had done it for thirty years and never once thought about what was in them.
Note 4. On what was felt. We have been asked this more than anything. The honest answer is that we felt sick, then elated, then bored, then frightened, then nothing. On the way home we bought chips and could not pay for them, having forgotten that we no longer had any money, and the man gave them to us anyway. That was the strongest feeling of the evening.
Questions from the floor
Why did you not give it to charity? Because then it would have been a donation, and the Council would have been thanked, and we would have been thanked, and everything would have gone on as before. The money would have been useful. That was the trouble with it. Everything we are offered is useful. We wanted to find out what happens to a thing when it is allowed to be useless.
Is it art? We do not know. The Council thought so when it gave us the money. It thought so less afterward. If it was art, it was art that cannot be bought, shown, insured or owned. If it was not, then the Council paid a great deal for nothing, which is also a kind of art.
Was it a protest? Against what? People have suggested poverty, capitalism, the Council, the art world and our parents. We would be glad to have been protesting against any of them. But a protest wants something, and we wanted nothing. We wanted to see what nothing looked like. It looks orange, and then grey.
Do you regret it? Most days, yes. We are not rich. One of us has a child. We have each done the sum many times, in houses, in years, in teeth. The regret is real and it is part of the work. If we did not regret it, it would have cost us nothing.
Would you do it again? No. It can only be done once. The second time it would be a habit, and the third time a career.
What did you learn? That money is not real, and that this makes no difference to anything. We knew the first part before. We learned the second part in the boiler house, and on the way home, and every month since.
Closing statement
We are told that we destroyed value. We did not. We destroyed paper. The value was somewhere else all along, in an agreement between strangers, and it went on existing perfectly well without the paper, which is why the Council did not go bankrupt and nobody's bread went up.
What we destroyed was the possibility of using it. That possibility was the only thing we were ever really given. For an hour in a boiler house we held it in our hands and put it in the fire, and for the length of that hour we were the only two people in the country with no use for money. We do not recommend it. We do not think anyone else should do it. We are glad that somebody did.
These accounts are now closed.